20 March 2016 XXXIX
Khamsin Molossia News

Molossia is a happy dictatorship and nothing aids in that happiness more than a happy dictator and happy citizens. Sunday, 20 March 2016 XXXIX was our first annual Bribe Day, a day set aside for Molossia's citizens to bribe The President for things that they want. A time-honored tradition in autocracies around the world, bribery and malfeasance have been decidedly lacking in Molossia in the past. This was remedied on a breezy afternoon in the Office of the President. Various Molossians lined up to meet with His Excellency and to bribe him for favors. Some bribes were accepted, such a back-scratching from The First Lady in return for watching an Adam Sandler movie, and a request for an hour of peace and quiet from Molossian citizen Bryce - in return for an hour of peace and quiet for The President. Other requests, such as room cleaning and clothes washing in return for questionable bribes were promptly declined by His Excellency. While the quality of the bribes in general were a little lacking, Bribe Day was nevertheless a great success and set the standard for a new level of despotism in our great nation.

A Rejected Bribe!

The First Lady's Bribe.

An Hour Of Peace And Quiet!

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